JIM WARREN'S PAINTING

HOME SWEET HOME.

Woman has Man in it;


Mrs. has Mr. in it;


Female has Male in it;


She has He in it;


Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!


ANSWER IS

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend
all their Life and time trying to go back between the legs of a
woman...... Why?


BECAUSE HOME SWEET HOME.

Stress?? Just hav a break

CONVERSATION BY LANGUAGE

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.

Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

Malaysia International Firework Competition

To celebrate our 50 years of freedom and to promote 2007 TOUR TO MALAYSIA,this event is carried out . This the grand firework event in the world !!! Dont miss it ....


Here is some information about this event:
When : Sat 18.08.2007 - Sun 02.09.2007
Where: Putrajaya - International Convention Centre
Price : RM 38.50(Entrance ticket),148.50(Incl. buffet)

Find out more about this event?
MIFC
To book a ticket ??
TICKET