Brilliant BOY

A first-grade teacher, Ms Anna (Age 22 ) was having
trouble with oneof her students.

The teacher asked the boy, "what is your problem?"
The boy answered, "I'm too smart for the
first-grade.My sister is in
the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
I should be in
the third-grade too!"
Ms Anna had enough. She took the boy to the
Principal's office. While
the boy waited at the reception of the office, the
teacher explained
to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms Anna he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
behave and so she agreed.
The boy was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Anna and
tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Anna says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions, can I
ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Anna asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Anna: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Anna: What starts with a C and ends with a T, ishairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut

Ms Anna: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?
The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, but the boy was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Anna: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The Principal's eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy.: Shake hands

Ms Anna: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.

Ms Anna: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up.I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent

Ms Anna: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
tense and took one large Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Anna: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose

Ms Anna: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Anna: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork

Ms Anna: What is it that all men have one of it's
longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man
gives it to his wife after they're married
Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Anna: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher,"Send this boy to Stanford University , I got the
last ten questions wrong myself!"*