DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already.
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already.
NAMES OF WIVES
One man had 4 wives, so he called his :-
4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
One man had 4 wives, so he called his :-
4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol
HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?".
RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch.
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?".
RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch.
MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND
W --- wonderful H---- handsome
I ---- item U --- useful
F --- for S ---> smart
E --- entertainment B --- but
A ---> at
N ---> night
D ---> dangerous
THE OLD QUESTION ANSWER ED
CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen...
Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe? Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.
CHILD: Huh?
W --- wonderful H---- handsome
I ---- item U --- useful
F --- for S ---> smart
E --- entertainment B --- but
A ---> at
N ---> night
D ---> dangerous
THE OLD QUESTION ANSWER ED
CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen...
Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe? Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.
CHILD: Huh?
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